Heywood Banks - Toast
Years ago, when I was living in Michigan, my friend Jeff and I would catch Heywoods act at a local pub on Woodward Ave. He was always histerical, poking fun at local politicians/celebs via song. He would end his shows w/ a lymeric-off. You would hit the mic w/ the filthiest you knew and Heywood would try and top it...he did...always. My brain was so severely scarred from those nights that I can't remember a single one....well, I remember one, but I'm afraid if I repeated it, I would go blind. He resurfaced on, of all places, a kids channel on XM radio. So without further ado, I present a little Heywood.