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Friday, February 20, 2009

From Russia with Love...

This site is to LOLCATS as Neotame is to sugar. F-ing Hilarious. Here's just a sample...


Bask in your Western accoutrement, Romanov harlot…I prepare your final resting place, as your overfed corpse will make a fine fertilizer for my potato crops


Have strength, my little cabbage. By the mercy of NKVD Order No. 00447, we have been chosen for Resettlement.

We will show the tin mines of Kolyma the true power of the proletariat.

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